I'm Quitting Dew Forever (SERIOUSLY)

I've been thinking alot toda about how much I love Dew. I really don't know what would happen when I actually get to about a month without Dew. It's gonna be scary. I was thinking about Brandon today when he tried to drown himself cuz there was no more Dew.I know he was kidding, bt I felt terrible at camp cuz I had to go without Dew for a wee. Just a week, thats really not that long isn't it? I should be able to go that long but I can't. I need it. I just want it anymore. I NEED IT. And that's what scares me. Instead of focusing on basketball, all I could think about was how much longer it would be til I could drink another Dew and how I wish this crappy Gatorade was Dew, and how this jelly bean tasted so much like Dew. (Did you know they made those??) Or when I'm at church during Sunday school and instead of listening to Randall I'm staring at that person across from me savoring that cold, delicious Dew and I want so badly to just leave the class and go get a Dew. i can just go to Sunday school and not even think about God at all until Randall asks me to close the class with a prayer. During the sermon, instead of listening to the sermon I'll find ever piece of blank paper I can get my hands on and draw Dew logo after Dew logo after Dew logo. There's something wrong with me. At times Dew is my god and that's just freakin' retarded. God has really convicted me and I need to quit. If any of you catch me taking abot Dew in a positive wa slap me across the face. I'll thank you later. If any of you catch me drinking a Dew, take it away, no matter how hard I fight. I need it. I know this will be hard so I need your prayers. I knw I've siad this before, but this time I mean it. Help me out. Thx.

-Colton, a recovering Dewaholic