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Friday, October 17, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
ITS GONE!!!!!!!! All Gone!!!!
Hours of anticipation quickly turned to grief yesterday afternoon. After making our way through the heart of downtown Portland, we pulled up to the Ducks store only to find the posters of Donald Duck with a suitcase that said, "We've Moved!". I was in the back of my dad's truck so I didn't believe him at first. Then he pulled forward and I saw that it was true!! Then there was another sign that said, "Don't worry, we're just across town!!" Across town!!?!!?!!?!! ITS PORTLAND!!!!!!!!! It mght as well be the entire state!!!! So of course my dad says "Well now we can go to Fort Vancouver!!!!" As we drove by on the highway there was no one there but we went anyway. The reason there was no one there was that it was 102 outside, and in Portaqlnd thats quite abit hotter. Even the ticket takers laughed at us. After walking around for about an hour we went to our favorite pizza place in Vancouver! They had a new internet jukebox there with a little music quiz game. I got high score!!!! yeah!!!! Well, I'm about to head off to a BBQ, see ya Wednesday!!!
Posted by mr. colton at 10:05 AM 4 comments
Sunday, August 3, 2008
I'm Back!!!
Finally! It's nice to sleep in your own bed and to be out of the car!!! The first day of vacation started out great. Our parents woke us up at 4:30 am to start on our drive to Yellowstone. As soon as my dad started the car, the alarm went off and the battery died. We all sat there in the car half asleep thinking that this was some nightmare about what would happen in the morning. It wasn't. After we relized that this was actually happening, we kids went back to sleep on the couches inside. (Just in case you were thinking, Why don't they just turn it off? Our cars remote doesn't work so that's not really an option) The alarm continued for about 10 minutes until my dad jumped the battery from his truck. Then we were off. Everything went ok from there. We saw Yellowstone and Mt. Rushmore, and then we went to my Grandma's to meet my new step-cousins, Camden and Hayden, who just moved to Boise from Colorado. They're both awesome. They love to skateboard and drink Dew! The day before we left, Brick slept in til ten so we decided to wake him up! Dylan and Hayden jumped on his bed until he woke up! Then we ran away cuz Brick is not a morning person. =] We left a couple of hours later and started the long drive home.
Dude you frickin' threw me into the wall!
Brick s not a morning person =]
Hayden!
Camden!
Posted by mr. colton at 1:45 PM 7 comments
Sunday, July 27, 2008
GRANDMA'S HOUSE!!!
I'm leaving for my grandma's in Boise today!!! I'm so excited!!! In couple of days I'll be in Sun River laying around in the pool all day, drinking something other than Dew!!! Today we're gonna go mini-golfing with my grandparents and my great aunt and maybe go to a water park!!! Today's gonna be great cuz I woke of this morning and I had the whole bad to myself!!! Brick was on the floor asleep. He said I stole all the covers and wouln't give them back so he slept on the floor!!!! hahaha =] We're almost home and I'm so excited!!! I'll be back August 1st, just in time for Bible School!!! =[ I'm really sad cuz we ran out of Dew. Yesterday we had a long drive and we drank it all!! =[ It's probably God thing. That post from yesterday was pretty creepy and I need to stop. I think I can Dew it. Haha Dew it.... O gosh. I really neeed help.
Posted by mr. colton at 7:55 AM 9 comments
Saturday, July 26, 2008
THE MOST IMPORTANT POST YOU'LL EVER READ
Well I was at Mc Donalds eating dinner and I wished that they had Mountain Dew so I prayed and asked God to make there be Dew instead of Coke. When I was done praying I ran over to the fountain. It was still Coke. I started mixing stuff together. Two squirts of Hi-C, seven suirts of lemonade and the rest Sprite. I took a drink and it tasted exactly like Dew!!!!! It was orange so I knew that normally wouldn't taste like Dew (cuz Dew is a beautiful yellowish-green color) Today I expierianced a modern-day-miracle. If God can do this (make Coke taste like Dew) He can do anything. I know I can put my trust in Him.
Posted by mr. colton at 7:02 PM 4 comments
Friday, July 25, 2008
Vacation Pics!!!
My family just left Yellowstone yesterday and made the 10 hour drive to Rapid City, South Dakota to see Mt. Rushmore. The most exciting thing that happened so far is that we got stuck in a traffic jam on our way to Rapid City so I don't really have much to say. Hope you like the picutres! (especially the one of the guy wearing a Mt Dew shirt)Leave some comments plz!! See you soon!!!
Posted by mr. colton at 2:29 PM 6 comments
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Camp Pics!!
Camp was a blast!! I learned alot about God and grew alot closer to Him this week. Now it's time to head off on "vacation" tomorrow morning at 5 am and drive to Wyoming. Fun. I know God will give me the chance to show patience with my family these next to weeks, and hopefully with God's help I'll be able to do the right thing and be kind, even when I don't feel like it. Hopefully I'll be able to blog every once and a while and show you some pics of my familes big trip!!
-Colton
Posted by mr. colton at 2:55 PM 15 comments
Saturday, July 12, 2008
I'm Quitting Dew Forever (SERIOUSLY)
I've been thinking alot toda about how much I love Dew. I really don't know what would happen when I actually get to about a month without Dew. It's gonna be scary. I was thinking about Brandon today when he tried to drown himself cuz there was no more Dew.I know he was kidding, bt I felt terrible at camp cuz I had to go without Dew for a wee. Just a week, thats really not that long isn't it? I should be able to go that long but I can't. I need it. I just want it anymore. I NEED IT. And that's what scares me. Instead of focusing on basketball, all I could think about was how much longer it would be til I could drink another Dew and how I wish this crappy Gatorade was Dew, and how this jelly bean tasted so much like Dew. (Did you know they made those??) Or when I'm at church during Sunday school and instead of listening to Randall I'm staring at that person across from me savoring that cold, delicious Dew and I want so badly to just leave the class and go get a Dew. i can just go to Sunday school and not even think about God at all until Randall asks me to close the class with a prayer. During the sermon, instead of listening to the sermon I'll find ever piece of blank paper I can get my hands on and draw Dew logo after Dew logo after Dew logo. There's something wrong with me. At times Dew is my god and that's just freakin' retarded. God has really convicted me and I need to quit. If any of you catch me taking abot Dew in a positive wa slap me across the face. I'll thank you later. If any of you catch me drinking a Dew, take it away, no matter how hard I fight. I need it. I know this will be hard so I need your prayers. I knw I've siad this before, but this time I mean it. Help me out. Thx.
-Colton, a recovering Dewaholic
Posted by mr. colton at 8:01 PM 14 comments
Friday, July 11, 2008
I'm Back!
Sry if i ruined all the fun.lol Brick is sad that I came home. I'm glad he loves me so much Camp was absolutely terrible cuz all the coaches hate Mountain Dew and gave me big talks on what it does to my body. =[ ( yucky) =[ It's all lies.Luckily, this camp was really easy and we just sat around drinking Gatorade and played a game every once and awhile. I'm so glad to be home! I'm sick of basketball and ready for Youth Camp! See ya 2morrow!
Posted by mr. colton at 4:47 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
bored with nothing else to do
this is brick. im really bored and colton hs one of the worst passwords ever, some im blogging.wow...this is actually more boring than it looks......probably why i dont hve my own........
Posted by mr. colton at 9:00 PM 6 comments
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Off to Camp!!! (again =[ )
Now that I'm home from Riverside and I'm finally enjoying my time back at home!!! I just got back from seeeing Hancock with Brandon, Vada, and Andrea and it was AMAZING!!! A guy got his head shoved up another guys butt!!! (sry if I ruined anything for you. lol)Anywaze after that we went to Yokes to buy some Dew cuz the mean guy at the movies took our's away!!!!! (Meanie!!! =[ ) Now I'm off to Basketball camp in La Grande so I'll see you guys on Sunday!!!
Posted by mr. colton at 5:40 PM 4 comments
Friday, June 27, 2008
Back From Camp...... ALIVE!!!!
That's right. I'm back. (sry Domi-Do-Do!!!) Not only did I survive, I owned those big muscular (but not near as muscular as me) fools! One time, when I caught the ball, I ran over six kids and sent them off to the sideline crying like little girls and cussing like sailors! =D
Best of all they had Mountain Dew at every meal!
God also showed me alot this week at camp. There was a pop machine in our dorm, but it wasOUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I was reading the Bible and I saw the "ask and you will recieve" verse,so I prayed for Mountain Dew for about an hour. Then, with a dollar in hand, I ran to the pop machine and slammed the Mountain Dew button. I was filled with joy when I heared the bottle roll out the bottom of the machine. My teammates told me that while I was praying, a guy came and filled up the machine with Dew!!! God is so good!!!! See ya 2morrow!Posted by mr. colton at 6:44 PM 3 comments
Friday, June 20, 2008
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Last Blog... My Death is Certain
My favorite online game, Maple Story, has been updating for 20 hrs!! Instead of spending my day battling cute little mushrooms and slimeballs, I'm blogging = [ Even though I'm havng so much fun, I would definately rather be being Mapleing. If you're really bored click here. Anyway... I'm getting ready to go to football camp in three days! (If you want to say anything, speak now or forever hold your peace) In this last week of my short life, I have spent most of it preparing for the inevitable untimely demise.SO LONG MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!...
and everything else...
Well, I'll see you guy for the last time(at least on this side of heaven) on Sunday.Sincerely,
-
Colton
Posted by mr. colton at 5:20 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Liberty Upsets the Bombers!!!
Just got back from my game and it was pretty amazing. We came back from 10 points down in the 4th quarter and beat Richland 62-61!!!! 1B schools rock!!! =) To celebrate, I had two of the three new Mountains, Revolution and Supernova. Revolution is pretty amazing, it's like a raspberry/blueberry thing and it's really good!
BUT NOT NEAR AS GOOD AS ORIGINAL
(don't worry Brandon =) )And Supernova pretty much sucked. Vote for Mountain Dew Revolution @ Dewmocracy.com ... Dew Mocracy....Democracy......lol =) I luv dew!!!Posted by mr. colton at 8:48 PM 23 comments
Saturday, June 14, 2008
First Post!!!!
I just got home from the Summer Kick Off Party at RSBS and I'm already sad that I won't be seeing Brandon for almost to weeks!!!! =( [ FYI I've almost drank two two-liters of Mountain Dew and I'm almost out] Oh well, I guess I'll get over it. I have football camp on the 22nd, so I'm trynig to enjoy these last precious days off my life, drink all the Dew I possibly can without putting myself in the hospital, and praying to God that He will consume the camp with fire and brimstone, saving me from certain death. Righ now I'm suppposed to be looking up hotels for my family's vacation right now, so I'm pretty bored. E-mail me at coltonlovesdewmorethanyou@hotmail.com if you get the chance. Now that my first post is coming to a end, I'll keave you with an inspirational quote.
Posted by mr. colton at 7:30 PM 9 comments
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